The Onion has some of the best comedy writers. I think you actually have to be a genius to be able to write jokes this immature.
1. I Put On A Fat Suit To Understand What It's Like To Be Your Mom — Basically a series of Yo Mama jokes.
2. New Study Finds Staring Out From Balcony With Best Friends Strongest Indicator That This Your City, Your Time — This put me in the habit of saying, "My city, my time," whenever I'm out on the town with friends.
4. Karl Lagerfeld Horrified By Uninspired, Garish Tunnel Of Light Coming Toward Him — They published this immediately after his death so this was extra insensitive.
5. I Can’t Imagine My Wedding Day Without You Sitting There Uncomfortably At A Table Full Of People You Don’t Know — I showed this one to a friend who just had a wedding, and she didn't find it funny. I laughed all the harder as I read the article out loud to her.
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